Emma Watson got her tits out for her Vanity Fair shoot and people are going absolutely wild. Honestly, I’m shocked to shit about it. I can’t believe that people actually believe she can’t be a feminist for having done it – like it’s some kind of elite club for which you have to pass an initiation – and that she should be ashamed of herself.

Seriously, it gave me rage. Surly that trail of thought is completely contradictory? Being in control of your body, showing off parts of it that you’re willing to in a way that show’s you’re incredibly fierce and womanly is absolutely what a feminist should do.

It’s no secret I’m not a naked person. In fact, I can’t remember the last time I was naked in front of another person. I get so paranoid about it, to the point that when I was pregnant and wanted my labour to be in a birthing pool I changed my mind because it occurred to me that I’d probably have to be naked or at least in only a bra.

How ridiculous is that? I ended up having a pretty traumatic labour when I was only 26 weeks pregnant, the whole ordeal was pretty fucking heart breaking. It makes me feel sick to think that my original concerns had been around my own insecurities. When I had thought I was going to have a ‘normal’ labour I wasn’t prepared to make it as comfortable as possible because I was worried about looking fat and people seeing my stretch marks and shit tits.

If only they were my concerns, instead I was concerned that my beans weren’t going to survive. My original concerns seem so fucking trivial now and I’m totally ashamed of them.

I’m crazy envious of Emma Watson. Not just because she’s intelligent, talented, rich, beautiful and has a cracking pair of tits, but because she is so comfortable in her own skin and in who she is.

As a celebrity she is even more open to criticism and harsh words, but she gave zero fucks. She took complete control of the situation and totally owns those photos. Women should be inspired by her, not ashamed.

I am proud of who I am and some of the things I’ve done. I want to teach the beans that being a woman is fucking epic. We’re incredible and we do incredible things because of our incredible bodies. My stretch marks, saggy tits and c-section scare just remind me what I did. I grew two perfect humans. See, incredible.

Emma Watson has the power to show the world how proud she is of herself. Those photos accompany an interview that discusses her career to date – the bird has done some seriously good shit. Don’t hate on her for not hating herself. Be proud of her for being proud of herself.